Sonic:So,what's your grandma gonna do for Christmas?
Me:*sighs*It goes like this.*takes a deep breath*
I know these white things in the air.
They usually bring me joy,this time,despair.
My dear old granny's got a plan she's sure to set in action!
And if she does,I'll surely die!
*normal voice*But,I can't since I have endless lives.
Open up your eyes.
C'mon can't you see?!
Guys,wake up,this isn't fair!